My plants gossip!
Monstera: Is she dead? I am starving here! 
Hey ZZ, did she feed you? 
ZZ: Girl, you are asking the wrong person! I am almost sure, she thinks I am plastic. And I am gonna prove her wrong, by killing my one leaf at a time.
Monstera: Ugh! That is pathetic. I am just gonna droop and see if she takes a hint. 
Anthurium: Or may be you should just DIE. 
Monstera: Or may be you should mind your OWN business! 
Anthurium: Bitch, they named you right! You such a monster! You are all over my face! Move your ass off so that I can get some tan myself. 
Monstera: Yea! Like it is going to make you any prettier!
Bamboo: OMG! Stop fighting yáll. I am meditating over here! 
Monstera: Hey Bambi, may be you should get some pot on, your bottoms are showing. 
Oregano: You and your bloody mouth! 
Monstera: Girl! You so thick! How you so thick even when she not even feeding you? 
Oregano, Anthurium: Ugh! Such a bully! 
(Me coming back home with 2 new plants)
Palmy: Dear Lord! Look at her coming in with 2 more planties. Where does she plan to put that? On my face?! 
Quick! Act sad everyone, Act sad!
Quick! Act sad everyone, Act sad!Monstera: I am not giving up my spot!
Anthurium: Like you have a choice!
Palmy: Hey Lady! Heyyy!?!? QUIT SUQEEZINGG US!! Have some dignity and go get us some food! Heyy Ladyy, do you hear me?!!! 
Monstera: How about I punch her face? 
(New arrival: Rubber plant)
Baby Rubber: Guten morgen! Ich bin rubber planz. Ich bin neu an diesem Ort. 
Jade: Good Lord! What is that noise you just made? We don’t speak that in this household! 
Monstera: Hehe, good luck getting some food with that parcel tongue. 
Palmy: Look at her! Shamelessly watching that TV. I am just gonna over dose her with some extra Carbon Dioxide tonight!
Good creativity 🙂
Thanks Divya 😀
It was always on my mind how my plants talk behind my back m pretty sure they do the same ???
Highly possible! 😀 😀
You know what I always wondered how my plants behave behind my back. Have made the Monstera report to me. I always knew they bitch behind my back. Its so damn true ?????
It has a swag to it :’D so i would assume so toooo 😛
Haha, monstera thou!!?
Nice one Mady. Enjoyed reading
Thank U akka 😀
If you want to use the photo it would also be good to check with the artist beforehand in case it is subject to copyright. Best wishes. Aaren Reggis Sela
Hi Aaren, Thank you for bringing it to my notice. Best wishes to you too!